Will Ivy Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 24% chance Bush would kill you. . 36% chance Clinton would kill you. . 66% chance he would sexually harass you. . 40% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

. . . What is my spectrum? I am blue: My main color is blue. I am a little bitter when people choose a blissfully ignorant aproach to life. I try to see things for the way they really are. . What is my spectrum?

My Romance Meter

Optimist 50% . . 50% Cynic Close 50% . . 50% Distant Long Term 56% . . 44% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

Book Worm Meter for Ivy

Shut In 49% . . 51% Out Of The House Intellectual 95% . . 5% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 83% . . 17% Book Burner Book Worm 80.5% . . 19.5% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

My College Is:

UCLA Students at UCLA goof off a lot. Students at UCLA masturbate a lot. There are lots of frats and sororities. Booze is the drug of choice. The average GPA is 3

Enroll

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Riki: Not as brutal as Cannibal Holocaust but much gorier; this manga inspired film features such lovelies as exploding heads and self disembowelment. Chock full of creative ways to brutally slaughter someone. Find out which b-movie suits you.

I Am The 3rd Party: The Green Party of The United States: There are actually two American Green Parties; you and your more socialist cousin. Ralph Nader chose you. Your original intent was to defend the enviroment but you soon started using it as an excuse to attack social groups that you have personal dislikes towards. You tend to ignore scientific evidence if it disagrees with your agenda. Find out what 3rd party you are!

Am I The Greatest Song In The World? Nay: I am but a tribute to the greatest song in the world! Are you the greatest song in the world?

What stock broker am I? I am the snake: The only thing that matters in this world is my pocket. I'm a smooth talker and my advice sounds good but really I am getting paid from the companies I recommend. Sucker. What stock broker am I?

What magazine am I? I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement. What magazine am I?

My Favorite Male Part Is: The Butt: Round and firm. Thats where I branded him. Find out your favorite male body part!

I Am The Sex Toy: Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut! Find out what sex toy you are.